Edison...

Myself:"They're going to think I'm crazy," says I to myself as I drive up to the coffee shop.

Me: "Yeah, but really, who gives a rip what they think ... don't they work for you?"

I: That's right, they work for you, so it doesn't matter what they think!"

Myself: "Easy for you to say, I am the one who has to wake up each day and be confronted with their mockery!"

I: "Mockery? Do you really think you are THAT important?"

Myself: "Well..."

Me: "Yeah, get over yourself!"

Myself" "Hold on just one minute! I have GOOD reason to be concerned. They have to respect me and if I tell them what I am thinking, well, it just won't be good for morale."

I: Morale, smorale, you have an obligation to tell them you think you're Thomas Edison. Hee, hee."

Myself: "What?! I don't think I'm Edison, only that I want to create a company that would emulate what Edison did. Creating stuff, products, you know, that would have practical applications. Like the light bulb."

Me: "Hee, hee, he's gone delusional again, His ego ideal must be deprived. HAHAHAHAHA!"

I: "Yeah, he's got a bad case of ego-not-so-ideal. Bwahahahahahahahaha!"

Myself: "Alright already, I admt it sounds whacky, but really, I have about a hundred ideas EVERY day that are, well, at least interesting."

Me & I: BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Interesting, eh. Having an idea is one thing, actually doing something about it another! And if you do something about this idea you'll get a one way ticket to the FUNNY FARM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Myself: "Wait, that's it. Can you imagine all the possibilities, all the opportunities? Who knows what the world would be like if people actually DID something when they had an idea, crazy or not. Sure, we might have SOME delusional nuts like me walking around (laugh), but we also might have a cure for cancer, an end to our dependence on foreign oil, a solution for, well, the skies the limit! Ah, forget it. You two are so self centered! A couple of walking EGOS!

ME & I: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Look who's talking!